I've seriously had to hold myself back from writing a blog post every single day about how much I hate rabbits. The above photo is just a small example of the carnage that has been inflicted upon my flowerbeds by rabbits.
My grandma has offered to buy me a rabbit trap, but... then what? She says that if you mix crushed ibuprofen with cat food, they'll eat it and be poisoned. But what do I do with the bodies? The only solution I've come up with is throwing them on the fire pit and burning them in effigy. Any other (slightly more reasonable) solutions? I mean, solutions as to what to do with piles of dead rabbit bodies and/or other ways to rid my yard of them? And before you suggest human hair, take a closer look at that photo up there; that fuzzy brownish stuff in the middle is Derek's hair. It obviously didn't work.
I also found this on top of our fence:
And I found this at the playground:
Well. I didn't actually find him there. I walked there with him.
I'm just going to focus on all these things, and not on the snow forecasted for tomorrow.