Most of the parent/guardian types I saw there were sitting at the provided tables, enjoying some time away from their little monsters while the children bounced around on the trampolines.
This was not me. Nor was it my mom. We are bouncers, she and I. This is not to say that we are chirpy, effervescent creatures in our everyday lives; we just seriously enjoy some trampoline time. She has a big ol' trampoline in her backyard (the first major purchase of my sister Kelli after she got her first job, so I suppose we're a family of bouncers); I have pleaded with Derek to get a similar contraption-o'-fun in our own backyard, but he said the only way we could do that was if I made every single guest to our house sign a waiver before stepping foot on it (something about trampolines being death traps and insurance statistics- I'm not sure if you've gotten this by now, but Derek is the practical one in our marriage, doing things like ensuring we're not sued and making sure we have a house to live in. I am the one that likes to bounce on trampolines.). I'm guessing something about the way I said, "Well, of course I'd make everyone sign that piece of paper before going into our backyard, and I definitely wouldn't accidentally/on purpose lose it every time someone came over," didn't inspire a lot of confidence.
Anyway. Adelaide jumped. Atticus jumped. Caedmon jumped. My mom jumped. I jumped.
Right about here is where I would put a whole bunch of photos of our kids having a blast bouncing around, but I have enough trouble getting decent shots when they're stationary; when they're constantly on the move in a poorly-lit-for-photography (for me that's anything dimmer than sunlight) warehouse, my pictures aren't so hot.
Still, I did get a few, mostly of Mom out-jumping her grandchildren.
|"Yes, Grandma sees you've fallen, Children, but I am on a trampoline and thus do not care." I love making my mom seem more callous than she actually is; for some reason it really tickles my funny bone. Although she is a nurse. I'm just saying.|
|Click to embiggen and see my "Hahaha I want to die" face.|
This is the part where I jumped down the trampoline runway and into the foam pit. Unlike our children, who went before me and intentionally misled me into thinking I'd jump in and just kind of land on top of the cubes of foam, I sank completely down into the pit over my head, perhaps because I weigh just a tiny bit more than our kiddos. (Physics is hard.) I thrashed about for around ten thousand years trying to get out before losing the will to live and giving up. I had made peace with the fact that I would be a foam pit version of Nessie, occasionally grabbing unsuspecting children and making them scream, perhaps lifting my head above the foam for grainy photos and inspiring countless legends in my honor when I noticed the employee manning the foam pit looking at me like "Seriously? I do not get paid enough to help heavy moms out of this thing. GET OUT OF MY PIT." (He had a very communicative if derisive gaze.) I eventually managed to haul myself out, helped along by my mom's helpless laughter at my predicament. She's always been a bit of a "Well, you got yourself into this mess, now get yourself out while I laugh at you" kind of parent.
See now, my mom also jumped into the Pit of Foam Despair, but she had little trouble extricating herself, perhaps because she is freakishly strong, which I chalk up to being bred from hardy German peasant stock.
There was also a trampoline-basketball area and a trampoline-dodgeball area. The kids played basketball for a while but I wouldn't let them go into the dodgeball area because dodgeball is the devil. I was the kid who got "out" as quickly as possible on those days in PE because some kids play dodgeball like they're in the Hunger Games and I'm not stupid.
To wrap up: If you have small children and a trampoline place near you, you should definitely go. But maybe avoid the foam pit. And the dodgeball area.