Because it's December, I've been venturing outside of my usual stores (Aldi, Fareway, and Aldi) to do some Christmas shopping. This is always a highly entertaining time, because since I'm not used to visiting such a vast array of stores, so many of their contents are a novelty to me. Behold:
Derek's mom gave me three small, conical foam trees a few years ago, and I'm just now getting to doing something with them, because our children are finally all old enough that I can do things like get out the hot glue gun without fearing for anyone's lives or digits. I've hot glued pennies all over one (the effect is cooler than it sounds), but what to do with the other two? I saw these and Hello, Inspiration! A tree covered in eyeballs!
And another in hair!
In addition to such exotic stores as Target and Hobby Lobby, I'm on Pinterest more often this time of year (Christmas crafting, huzzah!), and for some reason Pinterest seems to be under the mistaken assumption that I'm one of those higher level, crazy-super-healthy eaters, so it keeps grossing me out with "Suggested Pins" like this one.
I mean, really, Pinterest, isn't the fact that I pinned this
enough of a clue?
Now, I won't be eating all of those in the same week, but make no mistake, I will be eating them. I'm not interested in your ocean witch's brew, Pinterest, even if it would prolong my life by five (sad and hungry) years.