I probably shouldn't say "dragged," as he was happy to participate in every activity there, which was plain fun for the kids and mixed fun for me as I was reminded that some people are irritatingly good at most everything.
And pull a tractor up a slight incline with two of your children.
We entered the corn maze, which seemed like a good idea until my family deserted me- Derek in the vast, 5-acre maze, the kids into the much more manageable kid's section. I followed the kids in, took three turns, and got lost.
|This was a bad idea.|
Plus my phone was about to die, so I resigned myself to a life of ferality within the corn. But lo!
After my trusty guide gently led me out of the agricultural labyrinth (aka activity made for six-year-olds), I was too scarred to continue. Or we were all hungry? I don't remember. This is why I need to stop trying to write these posts in six different sittings.
[Enter abrupt ending here.]