Was it Thursday? I don't even know. Today has been one of those days where I'm constantly confused by even the most menial tasks and questions. Earlier Caedmon asked me how to spell "DVD" and I had no idea. Some very basic part of my brain immediately said to the rest of it, "It's 'D-V-D." But then the bigger part my brain- the part that's not to be trusted- thought that didn't quite sound right. "DeeVeeDee? Is 'Vee' even a letter? And surely it can't be that simple. 'D-V-D.' No, that's can't be right. This must be a trap." Then the small part of my brain gave up.
Then I started to wonder if my brain was inhabited by tiny politicians, because this all seems like their modus operandi.
You know, this was just supposed to be a post containing photos of our children in their Halloween costumes. Now my brain is sabotaging the blog.
Kind of like that day last week when it convinced me that "brown" isn't a real word. It just sounded too strange to be actual English. (Say "brown" 50 times in a row, really enunciating each letter, and you'll see what I mean. Well, you'll hear what I mean. Or maybe you won't. This is the kind of thing I tell Derek and he does that thing where he purses his lips, closes his eyes, and shakes his head, probably because it's kinder to do that than say what he's actually thinking.)
PICTURES. Before I can say anything else.
Let's see: Adelaide was a cheetah, Atticus was a turtle, and Caedmon was a cowboy riding a horse.
Sadly, this isn't just a pose for a photo. She did this most of the day, even at school, according to some friends of mine who happened to walk by her classroom; she's still heavily into her cheetah phase. Bless her teachers. And everyone else who interacts with her but doesn't judge her weirdness.
Oh, yeah, and the costume rundown: My mom made Adelaide's costume for her birthday and we already had the face paint, so total cost of her costume (for us): $0.
We got a surprising number of compliments on Atticus's costume. I'm not sure if it's the repurposing, or the frugality, or the obviously homemade factor that appealed to everyone, or if we just have really nice friends. Probably a combination of all of the above.
The roasting pan was $0.98, the light green spray paint was $1.98, we already had the darker green paint, and those ties are just scraps of brown corduroy fabric I had on hand. I also painted Atticus's nose black, which we already owned, but that's just because he saw Adelaide getting face paint and wanted some, too. Oh, and that's my green sweater he's wearing, because it turns out he doesn't have one of his own. Total cost of Atticus's costume: About $3.
Caedmon remembered his manners this year and went with the more conventional "Trick or Treat" greeting when people opened their doors, as opposed to last year's demands.
I got Caedmon's costume at a garage sale last spring for $5, and we borrowed the hat from a friend. Total cost of Caedmon's costume: $5.
I also felt guilty for not carving the pumpkin and did it about an hour before we went trick-or-treating. We left this burning on our front porch for any late night Halloweeners.
I just said, "Halloweiners" to myself and snickered. Atticus overheard me and is now rolling around on the floor laughing. This is our family. We're not sorry.