Monday, November 7, 2011

Dictionary Entry


i·ro·ny, noun:  refusing to put any of the drinking glasses we received as wedding gifts in the dishwasher, claiming they're too fragile; instead, coming to realize seven and a half years later that, due to extreme clumsiness and poor depth-perception, I have broken all but two of the large set we registered for while hand-washing them.

(See also:  shattered glass cake stand cover, glass pitcher, wine glasses, glass drink dispenser, etc, etc...)

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